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Fuck Me Jesus ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Friday, May 25th, 2012

  In case you missed it, The Jingleberries have been possessed by a new lead singer.  And she’s hot!  Don’t believe us?  Here’s a link to her singing the raw track for Fuck Me Jesus.  

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Cechnicki makes noise: The demos ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

  This first demo is a Sirius XM composite of whatever it is Mike Cechnicki does all day. This one’s more explicit.  Some say funnier.  Definitely more singing.  And entirely from The Jason Ellis Show.  

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Total Eclipse of the Butt ♫

Posted by Cechnicki on Friday, May 13th, 2011

Once upon a time Josh was washing his butt, and five fingertips made him a slut.  

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Archive for the ‘Poetics’ Category

Xmas sing-a-long

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

It’s the most wonderful time to be queer There’ll be much rollerblading And taught young men mating with or without beers! It’s the most glorious time to be queer It’s the ho-horniest use of shaved balls With those holiday moanings and gay sappy groanings When friends come to call It’s the ho-horniest day of them [...]

Dime for your sucks

Friday, December 10th, 2010

Love for you is equal to hate Sit on my face Share the disgrace Fucking you is the same as blame Mannequin slain Lay there, lame dame Room spinning from front to the back Lines off your ass Snort from the crack Walk me by hand around the bend Dismissed again You’re done with men [...]

Giving thanks

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

I’m thankful you leave me alone Caging your selfishness home It went down again just as planned Called that shot before you ran Be thankful, my dear, you’re a wolf Always chewing, no swallow or choke Every target an ease to engulf Each a victim of trust up in smoke I pretend to miss something [...]

In a kiss

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Justin kissed her in the spring, Robert in the fall But Michael only looked at her And never kissed at all Justin’s kiss was gentle, Robert’s all too straight But the kiss inside of Michael’s eyes Tingles to this day

Five AM in the Boogie Down

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

Violence skulks across the street. A spastic bucks to missing beats. All is calm, on edge and cheap just long enough for strange to eat. Respect is paid without a glance. Tension rests in patient dance. This guest with pennies in his pants treads just right and shows both hands. One fleeting beat after events, [...]