Archive for the ‘Life of a Sorority Bachelor’ Category
Sorority Bachelor (RERUN: Ep. 3)
The Chatter Opposite schedules and preoccupation are the salvation of a failed relationship. When there is no more agreeing on anything to watch on television, too often things are left unchecked or completely neglected, and nobody’s fucking … you’re bumping alongside the wall. So my night schedule to the Bra & Panty roommates’ days is [...]
Sorority Bachelor (RERUN: Ep 2)
The Dishwasher Today, we open the dishwasher in my Three’s Company New York apartment. Disregarding the sticky liquid stained down the front and over the handle, we peruse the top wrack. Bra & Panty Roommates 1 and 2 seem to have induced vomiting from several cupboards worth of flatware and other utensils as they lay [...]
Sorority Bachelor (RERUN: Ep.1)
Living the dream. I hear it a lot and all it does is further prove my theory that everyone else is having really lame dreams. People generalize my Manhattan lifestyle or notable entertainment career without fully comprehending the limited finances one has in such a prestigious environment like New York. And to compensate for the [...]
Life of a Sorority Bachelor: Episode 26 FINALE
I’m moving to a 19th century manor to better hide the bodies What qualifies one for the title of Warlord? Newly appointed U.S. and NATO commander—which swanks of regal authority all its own—General Stanley McChrystal, didn’t do all that much for his new title. Okay, sure, he’s a former special-ops chief. And Generalissimo is largely [...]
Life of a Sorority Bachelor: Episode 25
Dogs, like children, should be illegal to operate in public without reading the manual. The event that came to be known as “The Incident” began at 1:04 p.m., Eastern Standard Time, on the afternoon of, well, yesterday. The term was a misnomer, of course, but mere hours after “The Incident”, most New Yorkers [...]